titty jew

A person that is always flashed or sees unexpected tits when no-one else does.

Whitmore: "I just got flashed and you all missed it"

Jono: "What a titty jew"

by Cold as a chilly bin January 3, 2009

inbred jew

a person who is jewish and is born with the parents in the same bloodline with the name dave

stop being a inbred jew

Look at that inbred jew

NECK

by Timbucktoo March 28, 2008

jew scout

Someone who is only somewhat cheap and bitchy. He's not a total jew, but he's getting there so he's a jew scout.

I had to beg for hours to get a quarter from Mike. He's such a jew scout.

by Not Homestar Runner June 24, 2004

Jew Block

When someone stands in front of you while you're sniping.

-STOP FUCKING JEW BLOCKING ME!!
-what the hell are you talking about?
-GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU JEW BLOCKER

by dantheman [wec] February 5, 2009

jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

by Chuck Lyer October 31, 2007

kanga-jew

1. The kangaroo depicted on the Lambuel website wearing a kippah (yamaka) who "stayed behind to witness the coming of the Messiah."

2. Any other bastardized kangaroo creation made by Evangelical christians.

3. lit. A kangaroo wearing a kippah.

Did you see that kanga-jew at the zoo the other day? He must be really devout.

by Lambuel March 9, 2008

Bad Jew

A Jewish person who eats pork.

Jake: What are you doing man?

Steve: I'm making bacon

Jake: Aren't you Jewish?

Steve: Yeah, but I'm a bad jew

by MonkeyDGoofy October 14, 2011