Zach

Beautiful awsome short guy
big-weiner McSausage
People call him Diarrea cuz he runs shit
Multiple Nicknames: Doops,Cooper, Etc.

Doops where you at
im with doops
Zach wha are you saying

by Zachdgk12 October 16, 2008

zach

a really fat fat kid with a small dick and has no friends

yo that kid over there is such a zach

by twatpocket December 19, 2009

Zachary Zarowny

A Person who often tends to look act and talk like a fag (otherwise known as a gay person)

He tends to be very ugly and dense.
Usually these kinds of people have been raped when

they were children.

Man that guy over there is totally hitting on me, what a Zachary Zarowny!

by Shitdisturber November 13, 2009

Zach

A douche-cunt. Someone who walks up to a stranger at a party and asks "who the fuck are you?"

A Zach: If you make out with a girl, shouldn't she automatically have to have sex with you?
Jecca: What the fuck? You're such a douche-cunt.

by Jazzy C March 25, 2009

zach

a short, obnoxious, sometimes idiotic orthodox.

enjoys making racial comments and obscene jokes.

michael: yeah, because you're jewish!
rhea: that was such a zach joke.

by beanernumbero2 December 9, 2008

hot zach

Man who likes to lube up drumsticks and place them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys it when other people shove them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys vibrating massagers in his anal area as well. The above steps are often done with heavy drinking.

Mike: Holy shit, he even signed this?
Josh: Yeah, he wanted the massager in his ass too.
Ian: It vibrates.
Mike: I'm gonna slap him for this...
Ian: Dude... It vibrates...

by Mike and Ian January 28, 2005

zach

likes to like ballsacks to get ball sweat in his mouth

zach

by johnnydogoodiloveu February 5, 2009