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Youtube (2017)

A shithole.

It is a clusterfuck of clickbait, drama, political arguments, racists, sexists, homophobes, annoying titles, misleading or unoriginal content and to top it all off...ads. Every video is titled like this "TOP TEN WAYS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF". They use all caps every goddamn time.
Youtube (2017) gave me stage four cancer.
by CCPMan October 11, 2017
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YouTube Spanner

Someone who grows up in the era of YouTube and doesn't have an attention span longer than three minutes of a unicorn getting its organs removed.
Me:Hey Andrew do you wanna go see No Country For Old Men it won like 50 oscars.
Andrew:No man that movies too long i have to sit here and watch 5 minute movies of a guy playing a double fretted guitar for 13 and a half hours.
Me: You Are a fucking YouTube spanner
by JEWROFOSHO October 18, 2008
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YouTube Ghetto

The weird, disturbing part of YouTube. Usually found by watching lots of music videos, gradually working your way down into the area where you can find strange videos about shark people and perverted optical illusions, and eventually ending in YouTube Poops and other rejects that somehow got twelve million views, regardless of the fact that you spend all day on the site and have never once even heard of that video.
Step #1: Random music video
Step #2: Video at the VERY BOTTOM of the recommendations about some weird fish boy in Korea
Step #3: Video about some weird plague in some third world country whose name you can't pronounce and has too many syllables
Step #4: Welcome to the YouTube Ghetto - enjoy your stay
by Random Man! May 7, 2012
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Fortnite Youtuber

A Youtuber who literally plays Fortnite after quitting some other shit game like ROBLOX or Minecraft just to get a nut job.
by UrbanDicktonary755 November 9, 2018
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youtube people

a phrase used by white people who dont understand context clues
Samatha: yt people are so dense
John: youtube people???
by tarnicle July 13, 2021
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Youtube red

So youtube is trying to be like Netflix and Spotify in one they are copying them and they have to pay more for it
Person 1: hey I got youtube red
Person 2: really but Netflix is cheaper so yeah you must being getting broke
by 529281able February 18, 2017
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YouTube Poop

A YouTube video consisting of utter randomness and deliberation at the same time.
YouTube Poop: Where there's smoke, they pinch back.
by Doodledude9000 June 22, 2010
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