wipe irl

A term in deepwoken meaning to off yourself. Normally used as an insult after you've downed someone and they want to talk shit

Person 1: you grip freshies, die.
Person 2: You arent a freshie, you have bell
Person 2: LL
Person 2:?
Person 1: Just wipe
Person 2: wipe irl

by JustAJoker April 17, 2023

pooh wipe

toilet paper,asshole

That pooh wipe slapped my mom!

by lalapanda January 11, 2009

wet wipe

A wet wipe is an insult used to describe an old hag calling ponty pandy car insurance company.

"You fucking wet wipe"

by willy wanger April 27, 2021

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

wipe irl

The term "wipe irl" is an offensive internet slang used to insult individuals who are sexually attracted to feces. It is a derogatory way to mock or belittle someone by suggesting they need to "wipe" themselves in real life (IRL), implying that their interest or fetish is so extreme or disgusting that they are literally covered in feces. This term is often used to express extreme disgust or to shame someone for their sexual preferences, particularly coprophilia, which is the paraphilia involving sexual arousal from feces or defecation.

It's important to note that using such terms to insult or demean others is harmful and contributes to a culture of stigma and shame around sexual preferences. Everyone deserves respect and dignity, regardless of their sexual interests, as long as those interests are consensual and do not harm others.

"ugh, jared should definitely wipe irl, i saw they search history and i am beyond DISTURBED 🤮"

by silly guy on the internet January 23, 2025

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

eat her wipe paper

when a chick is even hotter than one who's bath water you'd drink.

Guy 1: That chick is so hot I'd drink her bath water.
Guy 2: Dude, I'd eat her wipe paper.

by lostaccident007 October 12, 2016