winowfrelia

(v.) the feeling of not being trapped anymore

I finally have enough money to leave my old life behind, I’m experiencing winowfrelia.

by The Last Swiftie Braincell January 23, 2021

Windows Experience

An inexplicably slow and needlessly complicated experience on par with setting up an application on Windows 10.

... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.

by john_flubber January 25, 2021

Windows API

A bloody mess of macros, typedefs and compile errors.

WHY AM I ALWAYS GETTING ERRORS? WHO INVENTED THE WINDOWS API?!

by DavidKiller69 January 29, 2021

windowsitis

When working on windows computers too long and your ready to die so your body starts to slowly shut down.

I have a sever case of windowsitis!

by Arboi89 February 9, 2021

Windows 10

An Operating System that looks like a soggy piece of paper because of Oversimplification.

Person who prefers Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1: Why can't I just have a Luna/Aero/Metro theme?
Microsoft: bUt WINdowS 10! FlAT! sogGY PaperR TheME!

by LongTailCat3 February 21, 2021

Windows Safe Mode

Safe Mode loads basic computer files like The Main Part of the O.S, when you’re computer is infected with spyware/Malware. Entering Safe mode only loads basic drivers. So no Viruses!!!! But you will find all sorts of random strange things like it’s not possible for Regular Computing. And the only games are Microsoft Solitaire And Minesweeper. It can be activated at start up by mashing f4 (Possible Changed to f8)

Windows Safe Mode

by NovMan1EP March 7, 2021

Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.

(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.

by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021