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white wedding

A wedding in which the bride can wear white for the traditional reason, that she is a virgin. Extremely rare these days, so much that it is often used ironically, such as in the Billy Idol song.
Drew: "I can't believe my little sister is getting married."
Billy: "Yeah, it's a nice day for a white wedding. HAHAHAHA!!!"
Drew: "Shut up dude, she's a virgin."
Billy: "Riiight...I seem to remember one night after she finished at the strip club, it was me, Joey, Kevin, Dan, Dr. Dre, the Dave Matthews Band, the Denver Broncos, the Penn State chapters of SAE, Sigma Chi, and KA, the guys from 'Jackass'...yeah, we all hit that."
Drew: "You idiot. Indabutt doesn't count."
Billy: "Sorry, man, you're right. She's as pure as the driven snow. I guess that's why she's 6 months pregnant and your dad's standing behind the groom with a shotgun while he sweats like a pig in a sauna."
Drew: "What the fuck?!? That dirty little slut!"
by Nick D July 22, 2004
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white girl

Girls often seen at Starbucks and commenting on Facebook about how gamer they are when they don't know how to operate an Xbox also saying excessively how that if they eat carbs they will get fat
White girl: OMG im such a gamer I just beat my beauty salon game at Starbucks.
by raeisamazing December 18, 2013
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White Center

A small area of unincorporated King County south of Seattle and north of Burien. Population consists of mainly Southeast Asians, Russians, Latinos and white trash and ghetto blacks. There are lots of Cambodian, Vietnamese and Mexican businesses (grocery, video, clothes, eateries), pawn shops, bars and some recent developments. The place can seem intimidating and at first, but the people are actually friendly. If you don't start shit and act like you are the shit then shit won't happen to you. Lots of places to eat if you are into Southeast Asian and Mexican cuisines. Best time to go are in the daytime since gang activity at night is still something of a concern.
The Vietnamese pho place in White Center had awesome pho, but was dirty as hell just like way back in the old country.
by SecretSeattleMan April 21, 2011
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fresh whites

A fresh pair of white-on-white kicks.
Yo man, you know I had to pull out the fresh whites for the outdoor concert!
by NUFFSAID82 May 11, 2006
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White and Brown

What have you got?
I got white and brown.
Nice, I'll get 50 of white
by tinks96 March 6, 2012
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Dark White

Damn! that’s a nice dark white hoodie!

Love those new dark white kicks my dude!
by Dark Grey February 6, 2018
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White End

A Caucasian Tight End in football, goes against the stereotype of "White Receiver" since he is usually somewhat athletic and fast.
Tony Gonzalez is the best White End in the league, oh wait he is Hispanic. Dallas Clark is the best White End...
by Mediumdave22 April 10, 2011
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