warren towers

the 2nd largest non-military housing complex in the united states located at the elite Boston University

Ingredients: elite eurotrash, New Jersey & New York citizens, ethnocentric asians, and an awkward/gay male population ....

Daily Life: includes constant fire drills, broken elevators and escalators, diseased waffle mix, vomitting/passing out in bathrooms and floors of your quad when you cant climb up into your lofted bed, being harassed my security when swiping into your "home", getting yelled at by the lady at the dining hall for taking more than one piece of fruit, and sitting ONLY with people of your own race at the dining hall (i.e. euro-click, asian fiestas, and white suburbanites)

"Dude... I couldn't swipe into Warren Towers last night"
"Did you remember 3 fingers on Rhett??"
"No man, I just slept on the couches next to security"
....
"Did you see the girl vomming in the bathroom on 6C??"
"Chea man, I watched her fall out of her lofted bed when she got back to 10B"
....
"Hey, that guy over there is wicked BU-hot" -Bu Student
"WTF! That guy over there with the grimy hair, playing Halo2 in the dining hall on his laptop??" -non bu student
"Chea! he's the only non-gay one here!" -BU student

by Dean Elmore November 10, 2008

Right-wing social justice warrior

A social justice warrior of the right. These people have similar tendencies as left-wing SJWs. The only significant difference is which groups they are warriors for: for left-wing SJWs it is women, racial and religious minorities, and LGBT people; and for right-wing SJWs it is 'murica, the police, troops, and Republicans.

Sports players who don't stand for the national anthem cause a lot of outrage among right-wing social justice warriors.

by 24-cell August 31, 2019

water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

water bellied

When giving a fat guy a shower blow job the water cascades off his belly and hits the giver in the face.

Man it was torture blowing that guy in the shower, he water bellied me.

by fenderfire April 25, 2015

water pocket

when a female gets so wet that you can see it through her pants

Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

water gun fight

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure

guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017