Walking Snuffleupagus

When you take a man and turn him upside down placing his legs over your shoulders placing his penis above your chin like a snuffleupagus- Hence the Name Walking Snuffleupagus.

This is great for Charades

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by Dr Blumpy JD Fogbank June 24, 2011

Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.

Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.

by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018

Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.

Look at that walking sewage at the bar

by thefox.com April 6, 2015

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Toby Walking

Walking extremely fast due to fucking long legs

Dude that guys his toby walking on

by Jesus Brother November 13, 2011

rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence

"look at the rusty walker"
"What a twat"

by Seth Russell February 22, 2021