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Valentino

he is a very funny guy who can sometimes be mean but, it’s just him trying his best to show his love! Loves his friends with his all and is a twink tbh.. but also is attractive and big dick energy
“valentino you twink
by bigtwink101 February 22, 2021
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Valencia

A beaner with a passion for giant black cocks
Valencia-Big beaner girl
by James69543 September 26, 2021
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Ted Valentine

Unfunctional person who can't do anything in theworld but rely on one important thing better than life, WoW.
I, Ted Valentine has dedicated this game to be my life and nothing more.
by Unknown Guest September 18, 2008
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Myspace Valentine

1. n. My-spAce VAL-eN-TINE - One or more persons who meet each other on Myspace right before Valentines Day, and begin dancing with their words in a mutual-virtual-romantic-awareness...

--The reason for becoming a Myspace Valentine and not a REAL Valentine is because, although the two individuals are infatuated with each other, they are physically incapable of having an actual face-to-face meeting, due to constraints of geography/time/money/etc. - thus resulting in a humorous approach, where one of them asks the other if (she) will be (his) Myspace Valentine, obviously because (he) is interested in (her). Ahem.

2. n. -- Not simply a scapegoat or a "cushion" if you will for not having a REAL relationship, and definitely nothing to be regarded as "shallow" because of it's immediate relation to "Myspace"

--Anyone with a decent I.Q. or a soul would note the authenticity and sincerity of a Myspace Valentine, seeing as how it carries an intriguing aura of mysterious energy, which also leaves open a positive future outlook of

"possibly something more"

This seems very comical at first... but then becomes absurdly real... later.

Good luck my Urban Addictionary word-smiths. Have a Happy Myspace Valentines Day!
1. "Aww! Of course I will be your MySpace Valentine. Nobody has ever asked me that before…you will be a FIRST! (Well, nor have I ever poetically DUELED anyone before either…I must admit that was kind of HOT –and also a FIRST" said Kristi right before her and Bryan began engaging in one of the most timeless virtual-kisses the imagination and Myspace had ever witnessed..."

2. Bryan began day-dreaming about his My Space Valentine and wondered if she was thinking the same thoughts he was... and even began checking his Myspace account with periodical interest, just in case.
by Bryan's Brain February 14, 2008
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Going Valencia

To leave behind your heterosexual life and embark on a career of buttock burglary.
Yo, dat guy has decided to quit women for good and is Going Valencia.
by Jock McCue January 25, 2009
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Team Valencia

Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.
Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.
by seaneee May 11, 2009
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John Valenzi

Loves Emma.
Too Sarcastic.
Gets punched in the face by strangers.
He loves Emma... must be a John Valenzi.
by akfajgaj November 10, 2010
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