donkey-fuck vagina

A vagina that is very loose as if it has been fucked by a donkey.

Shit son.. that hoe was so loose. She had a donkey-fuck vagina.

by Hannah Whatsername July 2, 2007

vagina

A penis's dream to go to.

I'd love my dick to go in to Jessica Alba's vagina.

by kmar December 10, 2007

vagina diplomat

1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.

"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"

by oShun May 15, 2006

Vagina Napkin

Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.

"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.

by John Linden November 8, 2008

vaginal rejuvenation

When a woman gets her snatch pursed.

The first five pages of LA Weekly are all ads for Vaginal Rejuvenation.

by ChodaBoy36 September 23, 2007

Vagina Milk Taco

A crispy thin-lipped corn flour shell showered in vagina juices, usually stuffed with beef or cock, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.

by You're A Winner At The Buzzer July 17, 2009

vagina bangs

A hairstyle in which there is a part in the bangs directly in the middle of the forehead similar to the way that the female genitalia is split.

Hilary Duff has some crazy vagina bangs

by vaginator 3001 December 27, 2010