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buffing me vampire slayer

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer
by Jaki J September 28, 2005
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Gay Vampire Chopper

The act where a man who dislikes being a man gets someone with sharp vampire teeth to remove his penis, Biting off the tip while licking the blood being spilled then spitting into the other mans mouth. Can be amplified if you ejaculate into the mouth of the biter right when it is being pulled off, can also be amplified if you bite the scrotum of and biting into the balls but be aware since it can shock you if you are performing the gender reassignment. If you ar not gay however a woman will do just fine.
I asked if i could perform a Gay Vampire Chopper on my friend, he allowed me to but he said it was painful.
by Gacha Vampire February 21, 2020
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slaying a vampire

A women who is looking to get laid that night specifically from a PerGerm (Man who is half Persian & half German).
Jasa is slaying a vampire after the club.
by Vanessa Manser May 18, 2008
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Cock Vampire

A term invented by internet trolls on sites like ED to describe a female who only craves "teh cock" of her desired mate and who's only desire is to have sex.
"Mariana's waifu is such a Cock Vampire"
by MM132 September 20, 2012
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Vegeterian Vampire

A vampire that drinks the blood of animals and resists the blood of humans, thus leading to say they are vegeterians. <3
*VEGETERIAN VAMPIRES RESIST HUMAN BLOOD

HUMANS
Meat = Carnivore
Vegies = Vegiterian

VAMPIRES
Human Blood = Carnivore
Animal Blood = Vegiterian

(reminder:they dont consume human foods)
by Twilighter94 May 5, 2009
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Spunk Vampire

A term used to describe a woman who's a bit of a slag and rather fond of man juice.
by King Monkey UK October 9, 2008
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The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009
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