uptown hoe

one of those bitches who always wanna say somthin'
she thank she great an all
but she just a hoe

lil' kim is one motha fuckin uptown hoe

by kamokills July 1, 2008

uptonia

Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton.

His life is a constant fantasy, it's as if he lives in uptonia.

by Michael C. Upton June 13, 2008

Uptown

Can be used in the sexual term: riding dick

"After you go down south, I need that uptown..."
- YG verse in "Thotiana" remix by Blueface

Chris asked me for that uptown, I made him cum in 2 minutes.

by NaiveNana September 13, 2019

Uptown Girl

When a girl comes to "study" at the Male Yeshiva University campus library located in Uptown Manhattan just to get guys. This only applies when she comes in full make up and dress clothes. She usually will "study" there several times per week.

Bro, the library is swarming with Uptown Girls, who needs Jdate?

by YUSTUDENT November 6, 2014

upton

A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.

I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!

by hood-rat May 12, 2003

Uptown

the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers.

social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.

average day uptown:

going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.

typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?

typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.

or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)

oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.

girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.

Hannah: Let's go Uptown!!
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*

by urbananswerer July 21, 2014

Kate Upton

The Fucking sexiest bitch in the whole worlds. She has huge tits and they are nice and squishy.

I want to squeeze Kate uptons boobs really bad. How come she doesn't post naked selfies with her two boobs that are as big and as fine as Jupiter. I want to French kiss her while squeezing her squishy tits. Also, I want to smuggle my face in between Kate uptons boobs.

by Nac55550044 May 3, 2015