Turkey Blaster

To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.

I`ll use the Turkey Blaster on that chick and get her all horney so we can run a train on her.

by Tina Tongetwat June 5, 2007

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Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

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turkey tits

Large, plump breasts. (Usually on a female)

Whoa momma...I wanna stuff those turkey tits.

by ryan November 19, 2003

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when a man lies on his back with his feet in the air over his head while doing a lady in the anal area, and eats the vagina out. the lady is in the doggy style position. another man can also be at the mouth of the lady for a BJ, and assists the other man in penatration of the ass.

hey do you want a good three-some move?

yes how about a scandanavian turkey dinner party??

by dr.chris hanson July 20, 2010

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cold turkey

When you completely quit a habit, typically smoking right away. It is very painful and puts you in a very irritable mood. It is very different than giving up gradually. When giving up gradually, you smoke littler and littler each day.

Guy #3:Shut up!!! Both of you!!!

Guy #1: Why is Guy 3 being such a bitch?

Guy #2: He started cold turkey today. He has been smoking for the past five years.

Guy #1: Wow that must really suck.

by tomdotcom36 September 18, 2010

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Dutch Turkey

The Dutch Turkey is defined as a sex act where one places their balls into the rectum of their partner and then performs a handstand lasting upwards of 60 seconds.

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This is the Dutch Turkey

by Moskau and Staley February 23, 2011

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