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Not Timmy Trumpet

A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.
I'm such a Not Timmy Trumpet, my skills are no where near his. Timmy's a legend.
by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023
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Colossal Fuck Trumpet

A word that you use when you have no idea what swear are you gonna be using
Person 1: Why are you being such a...
*stares in silence*
Colossal fuck trumpet?
by SidneysHandle404 March 1, 2024
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Colorado Mud Trumpet

When your girl is eating your ass and you shart on her face getting the little specks of shit on her. Batteries not included.
Hailey: "OMG you won't believe it last night I hooked up with Hunter and he gave me a Colorado Mud Trumpet! It was awesome!!"
by AvalancheFan007 December 20, 2024
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Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting
Yo, who wants to hear my spicy blue trumpet?
by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025
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Spicy blue trumpet

Placing a blue Taki between your butt cheeks and farting so hard it whistles.
Yo, wanna hear my spicy blue trumpet?
by TakiTrumpet July 10, 2025
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Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip
“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”
by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025
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