by Yawkyawk22 April 8, 2017
Get the toilet tuesdaymug. If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.
by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018
Get the toilet toymug. Yeah, I am dating this new girl but she is a bit of Toilet Witch, she only has sex with me in the bathroom.
by Ed O'Malley November 26, 2021
Get the Toilet Witchmug. A formal term for dead scrolling while in the bathroom (preferably on the toilet). Toilet-scrolling is often used to escape from local nuisances that may otherwise prevent dead’s rolling in other accessible areas
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Toilet-scrolling is often done under the pretense that the subject is using the facilities and can thereby be characterized by excessive use, or prolonged time in the bathroom.
Why is carter using the bathroom so much, does he have bladder problems? No he’s just prone to Toilet-scrolling
by cicixoz June 5, 2022
Get the toilet-scrollingmug. When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.
by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019
Get the Toilet Oystermug. by Phogoth October 27, 2014
Get the Toilet Ticklermug.