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“America First” Math

When the US is toying with the idea of imposing exorbitant tariffs on foreign publishers, which would make it hard for them to ship their wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly math titles to American homeschoolers, students, and teachers.
A number of hardcore Trumpublicans want their senators to push for an “America First” math bill to protect local authors from being outwitted by their foreign counterparts, whose titles cost a fraction of most dear inch-deep-mile-wide US math textbooks.
by MathPlus July 11, 2021
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How To Make It In America

A series on HBO about a group of mostly hipster 20-somethings trying to hustle their way to the top in New York City. The show started in 2010 and opens with the song "I Need a Dollar" by Aloe Blacc.
How To Make It In America is on HBO
by Mikeyboy23 December 3, 2011
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The state of america in 2022

Really really really bad. All thanks to a 75+ year old man who fell off a bike and fell UPstairs
The state of america in 2022 is really bad.

Our economy might be shrinking, inflation might be at a 40 year high, and gas prices might be 7 dollars, but hey; no more "mean" tweets
by ZΣPH Ψ July 31, 2022
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The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn
Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.
by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009
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United States of America

a worthless tasteless prank pulled off by washington himself that diffused into the parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry; a wasteland known to annex and steal hawaii, alaska and attempts greenland. Inventor of shitass american cheese and discusting food abamonations.
As a canadian the United States of America is a tasteless parody of the 18th, 19th, 20th, and 21st centry.
by Knmagor November 10, 2022
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captain america swirly

to put a woman on her knees spinning and blowing five animals with a american flag on the back
i was at the zoo and a woman was giving five animals a captain america swirly with a cape on her back smfh
by whyamiscaredofwhites September 15, 2022
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