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Lickety Split

It’s that game where you lick the tip of my penis while trying to avoid me punching you in the mouth. If I win, I punch you in your pretty mouth. If you win, you get punched in the mouth. Either way, you get a split lip.
For Christmas my family likes to do all the usual things. We exchange presents, have a nice dinner, sing carols, and play games like Lickety Split.
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023
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Lane Splitting

When two people pee into a toilet at the same time. The one standing urinates in between the legs of the other who is sitting.
Dude last night me and my girl engaged in some lane splitting
by KEOLASAURUS December 1, 2024
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Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die
by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022
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Lickety-split

When you spread a pair of buttcheeks and lick the bung!
I made her squurm when I did the lickety-split to her ass!
by Orofinofarmer April 13, 2022
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split chicken

Female sprawled out with vagina showing for all to see
She was laid up on the bed like a split chicken.
by anonymous November 28, 2023
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Split the sea

You can split the sea using windmills
by Cody5050 January 29, 2022
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Split Herpes Soup

The thick, chunky discharge resulting from a bad case of the aforementioned sexually transmitted disease.
(see also: Chlamydia Chowder)
"I had to change underwear seven times already today because of some serious split herpes soup."
by buttfinger December 9, 2013
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