Greased piglet

A slippery customer

“The greased piglet might slip through the hands of those trying to hold him to account“

by Longyear January 30, 2022

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.

Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Garno Grease

The fecal paste caked within a man’s hairy asshole used by gay males as lube to gently slide their throbbing meatwhistles in and out.

Damn, RJ is wet with Garno Grease. His corn hole is ripe for the picking and ready to be pounded

by BootBoot January 5, 2020

Kid Grease

The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.

The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.

by CRUSTYMUSTYDUSTY March 25, 2023

Grease Crease

Synonym for "Butt Crack."

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.

by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025

Grease the Musical

A phrase that can be interchanged for any profane word.

I failed my English Test... Grease the Musical!

by WiningsEnglishClass September 28, 2010

Preacha Grease

Hair pomade or anything for the hair used by male preachers that gives them a 'greased down' over-shined hair look. This look basically works against rather than for the over-all minister's appearance.

Most of the Tele Evangelists (Male) who have their hair slicked back uses Preacha Grease, and 'Ghetto' Preachers in the urban neighborhood. "Rev. Toejam's hair is full of Preacha Grease, look how slick and shiny it is..."

by Methodistpreacher January 13, 2008