grape

Often used as slang when you don't want to use the word rape. It is common on social media sites such as twitter or tiktok where users are worried about possible censorship were they to actually use the word rape.

Did you hear that he graped her? It's depressing what this world has come to.

by LizardInACan August 14, 2023

Grape

When you say you'll be back soon, be somewhere at a time, or say you'll be back in a few minutes and instead you are hours late or days late. If you are days late, you have picked up a hobby in the interim.

I can't believe they would pull a grape on me. They said they'd be here in 20 minutes and its been 3 hours.

by Thatoneguywhosaysthings October 15, 2023

A bunch of grapes

Aussie colloquialism for hemorrhoids

"Gavin is walking funny, he must have a bunch of grapes."

by Tyzzza August 13, 2020

P-Grape

A man with many traits, he mostly makes good builds, seeks Mr. Thighs (CinnamonThighs, you know him) approval to get into the MCBC Staff Team, but of course there is a not so mysterious and evil entity called SlanderProductions, who keeps on slandering this fruit of a man. He is totally fruity, velumptious, marvelous, a top G, thirsty for bo' ah of wo' ah, adamant, contumacious, charismatic, hubristic, irksome, meretricious, wheedling builder. Has made a sex tape in 1998 with Ocoulus and had a child together and MiDas recorded it, editing was made by Iceking while doing water bucket clutch, developed by SladerPro, Cinnamon built the room, script was made by TZ, P cleaned the mess, Rose was the plant in the backround , Andy was in the wardrobe playing Fortnite on his phone and produced by NattyDucks. The tape is said to be realesed on 11th the September 2101.

Andy: Why do i hear boss music?
P: P-Grape is busy on the bedroom. Want to join?
Andy: Yes, but let me finish the game of fortnite.

by A Grapelicious Fan February 8, 2023

Graped

When someone posts on someone's google+ profile posing as the profile's owner usually to make the profile owner look like a creep.

Ste graped me.

by Steve Slater September 23, 2011

gone off grape

When grapes go off

The gone off grapes smelled sour

by Debskelly1985 February 28, 2023

Grape Jam

Francis W. Parker's Advanced Choral Ensemble, more infamously known as Grape Jam, is an audition-based choir for students with separation anxiety, a superiority complex, and worst of all, Theater Kids. Originated by Barbara "Sunnie" Hikawa and named after her favorite color, this group is known for singing at high profile events, notably the entrance to numerous stores on Michigan Avenue, a random open house for incoming Parker Freshman and Food Fest. Do you know what Food Fest is? Me neither.

Some memorable stars of Grape Jam is Headphones Guy (who sung a bass solo in Dear Evan Hansen's You Will Be Found,) Beatboxing Guy (who played two African American characters in a row during School Musicals,) and up and coming Chicago Artist, Benji the Machine.

They are known for their rigorous audition process, including drinking a glass smoothie, programming perfect pitch into each new member's brains and being forced to watch hours and hours of illegally recorded operas and musicals. They have been in power for over 20 years.

Their native outfits include Purple.

Person 1: Where are you off to?

Person 2: I have Grape Jam practice.

Person 1: *quivering in fear* PLEASE DON'T SING AT ME!

Person 2 begins to sing a constant pitch of G5 in Person 1's ear until their eardrums start melting and bleeding.

by kindasilliam November 5, 2020