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Grandma's Dog

When one is not interested in something until someone else shows interest.

For instance; My gradmother would feed her dog, and he wouldn't want anything to do with the food until you went to take it away. Hence "Grandma's Dog."
Guy 1 goes to eat some pizza.
Guy 2 says "Hey, I was gonna eat that."
Guy 1 "You're such a Grandma's Dog" or "You totally Grandma's Dogged me."
by Zaphod99 August 16, 2011
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Nunchuck Grandma

Where your Grandma is done baking cookies and grabs some nunchucks. Usually, the grandma will go batshit crazy with said nunchucks and will break everything.
My Nunchuck Grandma has found the nuchucks! Fuck!
by Words are fun ay? August 14, 2022
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Grandma's Pink Dinosaur

A euphemism for your granddaddy's dick
"Grandma's Pink Dinosaur" has definitely gotta be euphemism for something...
Yeah its gotta be your your grandpa's dick
by GrandmasPinkDinosaur November 10, 2019
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National chuck your grandma down the stairs day

This day lands on June 15 ,and it is a day where you get to chuck your grandma down a flight of stairs to your hearts content.
Person 1: Hey grandma... You know what day it is.
Grandma: No sweetie I don't know what day it is
Person 1: Follow me up these stairs, and stand at the top with me and don't move
Grandma: Okay
Person 1: <Chucks grandma>
that's national chuck your grandma down the stairs day
by Eternal_ May 21, 2024
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Grandma Bulge

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
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Minion Grandma

Minion Grandma is an elderly minion with silver hair orignating from the country of Minionsia. She speaks in only Minionese which is understand by very few, including Flumgus. Flumgus is Minion Grandma's best friend.
Gru: Where is that little old lady minion??
Minion 1: Agagabogoaboooggoa
Gru: Oh, that's where Minion Grandma is..
by Flumgussy July 17, 2025
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paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion
Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil
by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022
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