He will be the biggest asshole you’ve ever met, not abusive just a lil morbid. But you can’t help but finding yourself love him. He’s the most talented, a smart ass, hard working, fun as fuck to be with, crazy, very smart, hilarious, sweet when he wants to be and completely honest person about everything. You love} him because he’s your best friend, even tho he’s a asshole sometimes.
Alex: my lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday.
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
Me: okay so, what’d they get you?
Alex: a Rolex. But I’m not sure they understood when I said “I wanna watch”
by smartfucker37 June 9, 2018
Get the Alexmug. by rossisabattyman January 25, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Alex is one of the best people you will ever meet. He doesn’t trust easily but if you brake his trust you will never get it back. Alex is the sweetest guy ever and he definitely knows how to make you laugh. The most loyal and honest guy you’ll ever come across. He will be your best friend and the love of your life. You will never want to lose Alex.
by Ogleiymson October 25, 2017
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a guy who gets very confused. He likes to assume a lot when he is unsure of something;usually assumes the bad. Alex tends to be clueless of situations and sticks to whatever he is feeling. If alex feels insecure or thinks something is wrong, he turns into a bratty piece of shit that everyone should stay far away from. Alex though, has a good side. Alex is always good natured, and always wants whats best for people, even if it isnt whats best for him. He cares deeply for people and sometimes shows it in odd ways. What matters most to alex is that the people he cares about are happy. CAUTION. Do not give alex drugs. He goes insane and loses touch with reality
by Professional P April 29, 2020
Get the Alexmug. by Link-link-studios March 17, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is a lying scumbag hacker!
by Howard’s End!! February 26, 2019
Get the Alexmug. A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.
Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.
Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities
Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.
Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities
- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.
- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.
- Alex got inside Person
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.
- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.
- Alex got inside Person
by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019
Get the Alexmug.