The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.
Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.
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Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!
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When the condom broke, Assange didn't inspect it fast enough, resulting in the crime of, 'sex by surprise'.
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I almost gave this bitch a heart attack when I gave her the Superman Surprise. She turned around and saw my cape flowing in the wind, then slapped me in the face.
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The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
The Herman, also known as, The Gentleman's Surprise.
To preform the Herman, ejaculate in an object that is commonly used by someone unbeknownst by the owner or frequent user of said object to leave a nice surprise. Such objects can be, but are not limited to, shoes, helmets, pockets, socks, hats, opened alcoholic drinks, and even wallets and purses, preferably while they are not in use.
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