Moose Knuckle

a camel toe on steroids, usually found on obese women

backens told me the teacher at fremont high had a nasty nasty moose knuckle

by A Ras May 30, 2008

Moose Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was from Canada.

"That Moose Willis would beat you to a PULP FICTION."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Moose Knee

When pants get caught up in a girl's genitals.

Moose knee is a camel toe gone horribly wrong. Think large unattractive women in jeans 8 sizes too small.

DAMN! Dude did you see that whale's moose knee. Spandex is a privilege not a right.

by Museikage October 21, 2008

moose knuckle

a rather large women who has the whole front orb ass. with her said vag crumpled and tangled in her pants.

camel toe for fat women.

mrs. blocker reached into her moose knuckle and pulled out a bag of fritos.

by joytoy May 20, 2007

moose jaw

it means what the f**k

can you say what the moose jaw did I do last night

by elmer fudd May 13, 2005

moose knuckle

A realy sloppy pussy seen through tight jeans

That bitch had a huge moose kuckle.

by Brigadere General Franklin P. Pussycock III October 18, 2003

Shootin the moose

The ultimate phrase that can be used to make any conversation sound dirtier than it really is.

Tom: So i went out to the club last night and got some tail
Linda: Yeah right, you were probably home shootin the moose.

Jim: So Bill, i saw you leave with Cindy last night.
Bill: Yeah, we went to my place and shot the moose.

Haley: Lady Gaga is so grody!
Jason: No! Everytime I see her i shoot the moose!

by The Wizard of Faz August 5, 2009