McDonald’s Money

Something you didn’t have and your parents wouldn’t give you as a kid.

Me: Mom, can we get McDonald’s?

Mom: You got McDonald’s Money?

Me: No, I guess I’ll mow Mr. Johnson’s lawn for the 3rd time this month.

by PhilaMatt April 26, 2023

McDonald

To not honour a debt.

I was meant to pay John back but I’m going to McDonald him

by McLovin86 June 28, 2020

Late Night McDonald's

Something people usually living in small towns do late at night since they have nothing else better to do. They go to their local McDonald's after midnight, harass the employees, loiter for hours, and make a ton of noise.

Damn, there ain't nothin to do tonight! Who's up for some late night mcdonald's???

by IcyHot November 4, 2013

Atusushi mcdonald

My friend Made this character based of Atsushi from BSD but this story very silly willy jiggly wiggly so atusushi is friends with this ugly ahh jengkol lover man Azusa dasi

Atusushi mcdonald ? Where is he from?

He's based of Atsushi Nakajima from bad but he's in this ugly goofy story called
Bungo day donkey

by Nikolaisimpfrfr June 12, 2023

McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget

Sam

Hey you McDonald's Eating Trash Nugget. Wait I mean Sam

by Yeeoit1257 November 6, 2017

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Take Me To McDonalds

This means come and lets have some quick cheeky sex. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood"
Girl:"Baby me too,Take Me To McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes January 3, 2017