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Cream horn

Two male giving oral sex in a yacht club wearing only sperrys
Jacob Titus is reviving oral sex from earl in the corner at the yacht club which results in a cream horn
by Gay earl October 20, 2021
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Froogle Horn

The shoving of a trumpet mouthpiece into a vagina during and queefing.
We got bored during band and decided to do a froogle horn on the teachers podium.
by Tryler Grandenhul April 27, 2011
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Don't horn me

This phrase generally means "don't fuck me"

This phrase can also be used to tell someone to back off.
Don't horn me man.

God, Greg really horned me.
by Machomanrandysavagereal August 8, 2016
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horn

A Horn is a thick stick like thing on top of an Animal like a bull. Unless you add a "y" to "horn" 😳.
by the-maker-of-useless-words August 1, 2022
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grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem
If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
by Sexydimma May 9, 2013
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Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 20, 2019
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Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018
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