bored board

A bored board.

That board is a bored board.

by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021

boarding school

fucking hell like literal hell like i wanna go to boarding school

friend: that person in the horror movie just died
me: no they are in boarding school

by ava fuckin malfoy October 23, 2020

Ice Board

The act of removing the trunks of a stakeboard, waxing down the bottom of the board, and using it on an icy flat/inclined surface.

Caution: it is called an ice board for a reason... you WILL eat shit when using it on snow.

Hank: Dude, I heard the sled hill got frozen over and is completely ice!

You: Sweet, and I got an extra ice board in case your's breaks again.

by XCFingB January 17, 2011

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Boarding Star

Someone who helps people get on planes but also someone who is so great at their job that they are a star.

Person 1: damn he’s really good at his job
Person 2: he must be a boarding star

by BoardingStar123 July 10, 2021

Drawing board

Sometimes you fight until the end and you lose. It's not an indicator that you need to go and change something, or fix something, and anybody that tells you that it is every time something goes wrong is full of shit. Sometimes things go wrong if you're human and not perfect. It's going to happen even if you have a dream team that wants to win every game. If you've been doing a good job, why you want to change even if someone else tells you that you need to?

Listening too closely to a guy that says a team needs to go back to the drawing boards or change something every time a team doesn't win is a goid way to guarantee that you will fuck up. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is resist a change when it seems like the obvious thing you should do, and it's also the thing that will get you through to the end. Change only gets you a revolving door, and a revolving door doesn't strengthen anybody, it weakens everybody.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021