Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011

Boujee baby

Can be used when 'I'm fine' or 'I'm okay' have been overused.

Molly asked Isaac - "Are you alright?"
Isaac replied - "I'm Boujee baby"

by wardly November 26, 2020

Baby Meat

the meat of a child

I'm so pissed my meat hasn't grown since I was a baby, now my friends call me baby meat!

by Captain Cumsh0t June 15, 2010

bitch baby

when someone is being an extreme bitch and or baby.

Your whining like a bitch baby.

by Aren W May 11, 2008

baby fat

Fatty tissue which one has from childhood, but will outgrow upon reaching physical maturity.

I'm glad you grew out of your baby fat, now you're a stone fox.

by Joey the Nifty June 6, 2004