50 Shades of Tovala

@LmaoLover write an erotic story about Pizza and Slantough having steamy gay sex next to the fireplace while their Tovala Smart Oven steams, bakes, and broils their gay dinner to perfection

I just finished reading 50 Shades of Tovala. The rich story and graphic sex scenes left me gaping and moist. I am so broken.

by slantoughneezy cheezy December 12, 2022

50

half a hundred. 50

"wow bob has a half hundred apples!"
"Yes he has 50!"

by Hlshuttt1 December 29, 2022

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

50% of men

And what percentage of women have approached men and what are the attributes of those men? Be specific.

Hym "And don't try to use me as an example you know that shit doesn't count. So, 50% of men haven't approached a woman and what percentage of women have approached a man? I know they generally don't do it but they do it sometimes. How often and what are the attributes? Who are the initiating sex with? What are their attributes? I asked these questions years ago and you're dodging them like a.... Oh shit I cant think of one.... Uuuuuuuuuh shit... Like aaaaaaaa... Nevermind. You're dodging the question!"

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

50 shake

The 50 shake is notoriously known to cause astronomically sized earthquakes powerful enough to cause houses too fall apart or even explode. BBC NEWS stated on August 25th, 2023 a local ohio resident reported neighbors blasting a song called the “thug shake” while reportedly doing the viral tiktok dance called the “50 shake” a few seconds later houses are seen toppling to the floor and causing earthquakes throughout the neighborhood.

Yo Donald Do The 50 Shake!

by glorytactt August 25, 2023

50 shake

The 50 shake is notoriously known to cause astronomically sized earthquakes powerful enough to cause houses too fall apart or even explode. BBC NEWS stated on August 25th, 2023 a local ohio resident reported neighbors blasting a song called the “thug shake” while reportedly doing the viral tiktok dance called the “50 shake” a few seconds later houses are seen toppling to the floor and causing earthquakes throughout the neighborhood.

Look at that nigger across the street hes doing the 50 shake!

by glorytactt August 25, 2023

Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.

Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023