spasm ninja

Something you say when you've taken too many hallucinagins and intend to say something else, but unfortunately you have word salad.

Did I want some, ahh, spasm ninja.? Cam it onething.

by VICERN January 15, 2014

no hug ninja

A no No hug ninja is an ultimate ninja who will do whatever it takes to stop themselves and anyone from receiving a hug.

John: Dude what happened to you?!?
Aaron: the no hug ninja, he cut my arms off when I tried to give him a hug.

by ~ Hay Hay ~ November 27, 2020

Flute Ninja

A really awesome flute player.

Wow! You are such a flute ninja!

by kitty1432 February 13, 2013

Ninja Ad

An advertisement that appears out of nowhere, usually containing some sort of virus and/or clickbait.

"Aw shit, I was watching porn last night and a fucking ninja ad came up and I accidentally clicked it, and now my computer's got a virus."

by Tumbleflop April 19, 2018

Ninja's Ligma

Its when you watch his stream once. It kills you slowly. One tried to get people to do the floss and nobody cared and done it.

Yo man, why would you watch Ninja? Now you have Ninja's Ligma it was nice knowing you man.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019

Buffalo Ninja

When you have sex with a girl that looks as ugly as a buffalo, and then sneak out like a ninja afterward.

Hey Bro, so I totally Buffalo Ninja'd Sarah last night.

by D0TTer aka DUBZ May 26, 2012

ninja swipe

to discretely (like a ninja) tuck an erection under the waistband of underwear or belt line of pants.

a true ninja swipe is done in one swift motion.

yo, i was freeballing in my sweats when i got a boner- i had to ninja swipe that shit so it wouldn't look like i was proppin a tent

by princealberto July 7, 2009