Cake paralysis

The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.

That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.

by DefinitelyNotScott November 14, 2014

Mom Cake

In Norwegian the word "placenta" is "morkake". The literal definition upon translating it back to English is "mom cake". This is now the newest special sandwich on Tuesday's at Subway. It is a great source of iron for those that are anemic.

I'll take the mom cake and a side of chips, please.

My iron is low, I need to eat a few mom cakes.

by Tommy G Style September 6, 2011

cake vulture

The people who attend goodbye or birthday parties at offices for the sole purpose of eating cake. They tend to stand in the back of the group, chit-chatting among themselves, and come up with something pithy to say to a person they don't know or care too much about just so they can get out of working for half an hour or so.

Luke: Hey, are you coming to Georgia's goodbye party today? She's been downsized.

Ann: Georgia? Isn't she in... accounting?

Luke: Who cares? There's cake!

Ann: You cake vulture.

by Corporatespeak January 2, 2009

Catio Cake

Its The name of a youtuber Catio Cake Because he likes cats and Cake Because he was just on the big mum arc in one piece when he made his channel

Person 1: Catio Cake is a Good Youtuber !

Person 2: Yes but he is underrated go subscribe to him.

by Blue Fentunna 98 February 12, 2021

Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.

That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

by Raytheangrytaxidispatcher March 5, 2015

burnt cake

Dirty ass, crusty ass, musty ass booty. Booty that hasn't been washed in a week or more.

DaQuan: "Yo you eat Sharonda's ass?"

Tyrone: "Nah that bitch had some burnt cake."

by xLambo710x June 9, 2018

rakin' cake

Making an enormous amount of money.

The city is rakin' cake with the last tax increase.

by scott5834 May 14, 2008