lookin for a worm weight

doing everything EXCEPT what you are supposed to be doing

You and a friend get in your truck to go somewhere and you left your keys inside so you go back in to get them. Once inside you get sidetracked by finding something else you remembered you forgot and then something else and something else until you take so long that your friend gets concerned and comes looking for you, finding you with your hands full of stuff but no keys.
Friend: Are you coming? What is taking so long?
You: I been lookin for a worm weight. I know where one is but I thought I might find another one somewhere in here.
So the two of you get back in your truck and you still don't have your keys.

by the hornet76 January 4, 2021

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garment worm

A very tiny penis 🕵

" I have a huge schlong!"
"No you don't it's a garment worm!"

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

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worm

a slimy bug that comes outside during rain but is commonly eaten by birds or dug up by birds.

bird: *flying in the sky*
worm just minding its business
bird: oh that looks good! let me eat it

*digs up worm and eats it*

by anonymous December 30, 2024

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goat worm

A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.

Damn i got goat worm

by go fuck yourself youre welcome February 28, 2016

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