A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.
by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020
Get the Toilet Sharkmug. When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).
Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”
Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”
by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019
Get the Toilet Twistmug. by Bidybab Afton November 11, 2018
Get the toilet jonmug. the sensation many transgender people experience when in need of a public restroom... it is oft accompanied by feelings of anguish, shame, confusion and an extremely uncomfortable and full bladder
Shauna was out last night and was bursting for a pee but was terrified of using the ladies... She was in real Toilet Limbo...
by Rinoa...x February 5, 2015
Get the Toilet Limbomug. When you shit, wipe your ass then jizz in the toilet.
Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Usually shit in bottom, toilet paper next then jizz
Guy 1: “Dude I just toilet smore’d in there.”
Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
Guy 2: “That’s fucking disgusting why did you need to tell me that for fucks sake man.”
by LockPowFrosty March 15, 2018
Get the Toilet Smoremug. by poopystoopy October 24, 2023
Get the skibi toiletmug. ham on a toilet seat
by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023
Get the toilet hammug.