cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress

I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.

by Reni Valentine May 21, 2010

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 18, 2020

Big cow

Has a large cow in his back yard.

Person1: Have you seen the big cow

Person2: yeah he is in my back yard

by Big cow boy March 13, 2019

Cowed up

When you turn into a cow and decide to turn up

Bro I just cowed up last weekend

by CowMan28 December 21, 2017

Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.

Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”

by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020

Cut the Cow

To brush teeth. Also phrased "kill the cow", "cut the cherry cow", "kill the cherry cow", "kill the cow and cook it with cherries" or similar phrases.

"Make sure you cut the cow before you go to sleep."

by JB+MB August 28, 2020

tuna cow

a mix b/n a tuna and a cow....offtenly found on aquatic tatoos on unfinished arms

dude that tuna cow is RAD!!!

by El HeFe030303 August 23, 2007