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copious spare time 

The amount of time left in a day that is completely booked, which is to say, none.
Well, I have three finals today, a baseball game this afternoon and a date this evening, so I'd be happy to read your psych paper in my copious spare time.

omori/bo en my time 

my time is a song that plays at the bad ending of OMORI a game about trauma and depression this song plays while SPOILER WARNING! the main character jumps off a hospital building in the bad ending. the lyrics repeat "oyasumi" which means "good night" in japanese. tho the good endings song is named "good morning" the meaning of good night in this song can be that he will go into a forever sleep.
hey dude have you heard "omori/bo en my time"?
yes i heard it in the bad ending of omori

long ass time 

An amount of time so great that it is no longer measurable by units of time and is instead measured by units of assness.
I've been sitting in this traffic jam for a long ass time.

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.
Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

time to cock 

1. n. The time between the release of playable graphical content and the point when the content is first used to depict a phallus.

Times to cock can be observed for broad concepts (art programs, MMO games, webplace concept) or specific activities (new tool, new game feature or mod, forum thread). Generally, however, it is required that the phalluses be presented in such a way as to surprise or disturb consumers of the original content, which usually does not concern penises.

2. n. The time at which a piece of content, a discussion, or an entity on the Internet is deemed to be of poor enough quality that some of its participants willfully and gleefully flood it with depictions of flopping cocks. (Related in concept to Fifty Hitler Post.)
1. Ultima Online's time to cock was famously less than an hour, the first public depiction being a penis made out of fish.

2. "His site sucks."
"Yeah, it's time to cock his comments."
time to cock by HitNRun November 5, 2007

The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time 

Misspelled, it should be The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
1337 Fork: The Legend of Zelda: Orcaraina of Time is the best game ever!

Me: Fool, you mean The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, is the best game ever.