Chair-peace75

a cool person that draws and probably won't steal your kidneys

Person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Chair-peace75?
Person 2: That one dude who makes crappy art?
Person 1: Yep

by Chair-peace75 September 11, 2021

Chair

An erect penis... When a guy is hanging out with a girl and she leaves the room for a minute, he pull his dick out and get it hard so when she comes back he can offer her a "chair"

She might say "aww thanks babe, so thoughtful! you pulled up a chair for me, now I have somewhere to sit"

Or if she doesn't notice right away he might say "I pulled up a chair for you, have a seat. You're welcome"

by El.gallo.bonita January 21, 2024

Dirty Chair Simulator

When your pain-in-the-ass-o-meter fills up and you get relentlessly pounded in the ass by your sister's massive horse cock

Lucas totally got dirty chair simulatored last night, poor guy.

by MidgetRoyale October 7, 2021

Chair Dope

Slang term for heroin

Yo, inject my penis with that sweet, sweet chair dope

by ChuggyLittleBuddy February 18, 2022

Yellow Chair

Support George Floyd protests 2020

Can’t breathe : yellow chair for floyd

by George Floyd Respect May 29, 2020

chair

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

“i chaired Fionn yesterday”

“ye she chaired like 7 lads last night”

by yupthegardai February 21, 2019

Spinny chair

It’s a chair that you can spin around on, ITS SO FUCKING FUN, until the teacher tells you to sit on a normal chair for spinning to much.

GET OFF THE FUCKING SPINNY CHAIR.

by Cows31 July 31, 2022