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nerd thighs

Nerd thighs are the thighs of a nerdy man. They are pale, hairless, and smooth. They look like feta cheese. They taste and smell like vanilla. Nerd thighs cannot burn or tan, they're just white.

They are muscular and nerds often will strangle people's necks using their thighs. Nerds have killed people using their thighs.
"Did you see Paul's bruised neck? A nerd tried to strangle him with his nerd thighs!"
by PIECE_OF_FUCKINGSHIT September 4, 2017
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Thighdea

A thought, concept, or image present in the mind that is of such importance that it must be written down on the thighs because no other writing surface is availible.

Thighdeas are generally written down according to importance, with the least important by the knee and the most important on the upper thighs.

People have thighdeas most often late at night or during school/work when there is nothing better to think about.

Most blacks do not have thighdeas as the skin tone is usually too dark for the ink to appear. Some Latinos and Asians have trouble thinking of thighdeas if their skin color is dark.

Thighdeas have become more popular in the 21st century than ever before. Some have even taken the concept of thighdeas to a whole new level by writing homework, grocery lists, birthday/anniversary dates.

Thighdeas are usually written in blue or black pen or even sharpie if the thighdea is important enough.

You are permitted to write thighdeas on your ass only if completely necessary. Thighdeas are NEVER permitted outside the area covered by correctly fitted cargo shorts.

Never shave thighs to make room for a thighdea. Thighdeas are not valid if written on shaved thighs.
Historical FACT

When Steve Jobs thought of the iPhone, he wrote the thighdea on his right thigh and presented the idea to his co-workers the next day.
by jwags1568 October 27, 2011
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when the thunder and lightning are so close together they seem to be happening at the same time
When the storm began, it cracked with thunder and the sky would immediately light up from the lightning.

When the storm began, it was thightning out!!!
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Thighchology

The study and analysis of thighs. Thighs are one of the most important part of the women's body.
Those are some nice thighs.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
How do you know?
I study Thighchology.
by Dr. Depressing Pretzels November 3, 2017
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Thight

When your jeans are a little tight around the thigh, and you get that very specific tear.
Person 1: Ooh, your jeans have torn a little at the thigh
Person 2: Uh-oh, it seems this pair has gotten a little thight
by MaxXylophone September 3, 2019
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Thighs Like Mewtwo

A thing made by the mome boys an epic music artist. Including Crispy concords, ImSuda, tranium, WhosChaos, Puffer and hyper etc.
Me: Dang she have them thighs like mewtwo
by Dalytical February 22, 2021
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Thightanium

The element of which only the most elite anime thicc thighs are made out of as to rarely find a 100 thightanium thigh set. As to be rarer than dark matter
Pronounceation: thigh - tane - e - m
"Dude trust me this girl thighs are so perfect, they were softer than clouds, and perfectly warm, and how they wrap around your fingers, they have to be 100% thightanium
by Pained shadows October 15, 2021
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