Bully a Jess day

Everyday of the year where you get to physically and verbally abuse a Jess/Jessica and they’re unable to retaliate. This is lots of fun for you to have with your melons called Jess.
“Oh heyyyy it’s bully a Jess day today” said linda

“Jess come here” said nicola

*punches jess*

Everyone: “looollllllll”
by 69ordoggystyle October 24, 2019
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Jesse we need to cook

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go
by XSPINEHYPE May 12, 2022
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A show revolving around possible government conspiracies, with Jesse Ventura.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.

Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.

Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.

The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?

Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 20, 2010
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Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong

Definition often known as the world's best couple.
World's perfect couple.
Started 070610, ended never.
- As you breathe this second, they are loving each other
harder and harder by times fold.
Jesse Fung and Elaine Dong
by Crackalackinbro February 15, 2011
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FUCKING JESSE BITCH

booty bitch hold. Sorry. Wait. No.

AVEREEE SUCKS JESSES BOOTY HOLE WITH HER ARMPIT HAIRS AND HER NOSTRILS. THEN JESSE EATS HER WITH HIS BELLY BUTTON AND AVEREE DIES OF PLEASURE
FUCKING JESSE BITCH
by Poe Cunder April 18, 2019
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Jesse-Gay-Boi™

A little gay boi named Jesse.
Jesse-Gay-Boi™ is trash compared to me.
by gracio_kart April 02, 2020
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