by Jessy904 March 15, 2015
Get the silver bearmug. Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
Get the Ted Bearmug. is when you go out in persuit of bbw's/bm. in hopes to have sexual incounters. ie; a fam you like'em big huh? ain't nothing wrong with tackling bears.
1:is when you have a friend who is small in stature but prefers larger women/men ie; ("tackling bears"). 2:perfer a person that keep them warm in the winter, and provides them shade in the summer.
by E-boski October 3, 2013
Get the tackling bearsmug. Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!
Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.
Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
Get the bear pussmug. \ˈber\ \ˈkō-mə\
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
(n): Similar to a cat-nap, but rather than a short, light sleep, the sleeper spends approximately two to three hours in a state that at first glace could be mistaken for death.
by Laertes Ursus June 27, 2011
Get the Bear-Comamug. Rawr tare-bear is a nickname usually for gay people or anyone who is 🌶 SPICY they are usually the funny one in the friend group
by Jobbis nobbis November 25, 2020
Get the Tare-bearmug. by KINKYBEARRR January 1, 2018
Get the kinky bearmug.