Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Swift

An unstoppable element

I feel like I'm swift

by Yngfanpage May 7, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

swiftman

Someone who’s swift to decide whether they’re joking or not based on the reaction of the people around them.

Person1 : “you’re not good at this game!”
Person2 : “I beat you all the time?!”
Person1 : “I was just joking, why are you mad?”
Person2 : “You’re a swiftman.”

by jayDENISmad October 2, 2020

Swift-Pie

When you’re 69ing and the girl swiftly sits on your dick, just as you begin to cum.

It was legendary, she was sucking my dick and finished it off with a swift-pie

by Andrew30 October 25, 2020

Swiftery

Writing a song about your ex, like Taylor Swift with Harry Styles or John Mayer. But it has to be subtle and you can never reveal it to anyone, you have to be secretive about it. You have to include special dates, for example, from the song "Out of the Woods" by Taylor Swift: Remember when you hit the brakes too soon, Twenty stitches in a hospital room and important objects: "Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying"

"The song is of the Swiftery genre."

by lil sweetpeep October 28, 2020