strawberry finger pizza

A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.

Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.

by Alex Lampton June 26, 2008

strawberry jam

When you fist someone's ass until it bleeds then spread the blood over both cheeks with your erect penis, like spreading jam on toast.

I strawberry jammed your sister on Wednesday.

by darthnathan January 17, 2008

Blowing Strawberries

A suggestive way of eating strawberries.

Oh look, that girl is blowing strawberries.

by That Guy is Cool, man April 21, 2011

Strawberries and cream

When you cum in your girlfriend's vagina when she's on her period, reach your hand into her puss and throw the cum/blood mixture into her face, resulting in a Strawberries and Cream.

"I gave Betty the strawberries and Cream last night!"

by McMillion July 23, 2008

Strawberry Shake

When you feel accomplished, proud, sneeky, or just when you feel good!

"Oh i just got back from a date with Military Man, Strawberry shake!"

by Ethiopian Queen January 27, 2010

strawberry cunt

When a girls is on her period and you are eating her out.

General was eating out his cousins strawberry cunt. He said it tasted like tomato paste.

by Ballin it up 420 December 29, 2008

Hairy Strawberry

Freshly chopped Habanero chillies rubbed directly onto the scrotum.

John forgot he was preparing a hot chilli dinner and ended up with a hairy strawberry after he went to the crapper.

by Mike 84167 May 12, 2007