Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

time stamp games

I already did you ass.

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.

by betterego October 22, 2015

Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016

Stamped

Stoned + amped

Man I have done a bunch of meth and this weed on top of it has me stamped

by Niksik May 14, 2021

Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it

A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.

"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"

by eggs.pdf February 27, 2021

sticky stamp

The process of cumming in your hand and then slapping it on a bitches forehead.

Dude I totally sticky stamped Karen last night.

by Beefbag24 February 8, 2019

Tamp Stamp

The mark left when a girl on her period sits naked on your bed

“Thanks, I just washed my sheets and you tamp stamped it like four times”

by JerseyFats November 9, 2022