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Chocolate Banana Split

When a women shits while wearing a thong, splits shit in half and lands each side on her flip flops
"Did you see your mum do the chocolate banana split last night?"
by MrPharkuson July 2, 2022
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you got split

Person 1: Hey man what happened to your face.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.
by cooper302c May 27, 2010
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Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
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60/40 split

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.
I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.
by leldon February 4, 2025
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Banana Split

The action of one male sticking his dick into another mans dick-hole.
Wow he sure did give me a good banana split aye?
by Marty McDicks February 26, 2017
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Split

Battledudes gamer, and cheater. Bro posted a fake image of 1k+ kd, and got caught in the battledudes server. Good quick switcher though, sweaty player. Has a very basic pfp, and only asks for 1v1's, NOTHING ELSE.
"Yo! Split! What's your kd? "
"Oh um, its 1.6k! Trust!"
by the battle pass November 15, 2023
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Split the baby

It is crazy that you will deny yourself justice just to prevent me from getting it.
Hym "Really. You trying to split the baby on literally every issue is crazy. Cite the lesbian who pretended to be a man."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2025
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