downward spiral of shame

the self-humiliation and degradation of respect of an awkward individual in the course of a conversation with normal people due to the individual’s lack of communication skills and general social ineptitude

I think Cakes should stop while he is ahead and end his downward spiral of shame before his nerd jokes scare away the last remaining females at the party.

by astroguy15 January 3, 2009

Jumping Spider

The most adorable kind of spider ever which has big, beautiful eyes.

"What just jumped on you?"
"A jumping spider"
"Aaaaw"

by redrumemsi October 30, 2008

swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

spider sense

knowing something special, exciting or dangerous will happen soon

with will's spider sense he was able to avoid the gang bang that happend down the alley he decided not to walk down.

by bob dylan October 9, 2003

spitzer

To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant

Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself

by Chip M. March 11, 2008

spit roast

Verb: to spit roast. A sexual activity involving 3 people, two active males and one passive (male or female). Man 1 pentrates person 2 from the rear (anal or vaginal) while he/she sucks the penis of person 3.

Noun: The act off...

Verb: Would you like to spit roast me?

Noun: Last night, I had a spit roast

by Dick The Buttock Scruttock February 14, 2003

on the spit

to take a penis anally/vaginally whilst performing oral sex on a penis

sarah was on the spit with anthony and vincent

by lovelyness November 2, 2008