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emotional sperm

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!
by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013
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wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person
When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere
by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018
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Sperm web

Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”
by Lolbrono January 16, 2023
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sperm loogie

When you get a large wad of sperm in your throat and you have to release the phlegm-y substance by hacking up a loogie
God damn sperm loogies all up in my throat, haaaaack spuu
by dong in a thong October 10, 2016
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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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Sperm Cradle

The lower section of the vagina that always seems to catch the residual jizz before it hits the bed.
I cream-pied this bird last night but there must have been too much jizz cos some of it spilled out ending up in the sperm cradle
by cjstoney January 16, 2011
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