Smoke

1. An unbelieveable lie.
Synonyms: Bullshit, horseshit, a lie. Refers to an outrageous lie.

2. Literally anything else if said in the right tone of voice. Anything.

Also pronounced smooke, smeek, shmeee, shmiggity, or anything else that has an s or an h or some sort of vowel anywhere in it.

Antonym: No-smoke.

Box-Wine: "Colin, I met up with that hot cheerleader last night and we fucked."
Colin: "Smoke."
Box-Wine: "No-smoke, legitimately"
Colin: "Smooooooooke."

by Bradley J. October 1, 2005

pro-smoker

The opposite of an anti-smoker. Love smoking and feel good about it.

Leilene was smoking again after class! She says she will never quit and those who want her to can go fuck themselves. She's such a pro-smoker!

by Angelacia May 15, 2007

smoke a bogue

The funniest term ever to describe smoking a cigarette to relive a stress attack. The phrase is also used to look down upon an underage friend because they shouldn't be smoking to begin with.

Scott went to go smoke a bogue because his car just died.

Scott smoked like 3 bogues and looked like he was about to cry because he was freaking out.

by Kyle Siciliano June 30, 2008

smoke a fatty

to smoke a fat marijuana cigarette.

-I need to get high
-Okay, lets go smoke a fatty

by Rodeney February 7, 2007

smoker

A complete idiot who thinks poisoning themself is cool.

Cigarettes contain rat poison and carbon monoxide. CO is used for suicide it stops your red blood cells from working so you die from lack of oxygen!

Smokers shouldn't get free hospital treatment! It should go to people who didn't harm themselves!

(why was this not published before? I'm an editor too and the guides say publish opinions.)

by Goldfish United! March 2, 2009

smoke you like a cuban cigar

A process where one individual would do serious damage to another. Then, said individual states, "Man, i will smoke you like a cuban cigar!"

After one person, would be "pwned", the person who administered the "pwnage" would state that he smoked the "pwned" individual like a cuban cigar

by snoop a loop June 30, 2005

Smoke dick

go fuck yourself ass hole

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!

by miracle21 December 23, 2008