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Smooch

by Weallknow11 September 6, 2022
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by Paul Buttuta November 15, 2007
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Smother

(noun, proper noun) an overbearing mother; a mother who is a helicopter parent.
related: grandsmother; great-grandsmother; smother-in-law
Ben: Smother called me at 1:30 in the morning to make sure I made it home.

Billy: You forgot to call her when you got home? She had to assume you were dead in a ditch somewhere.
by madmike001 October 2, 2009
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Line Slooth

When there is a painfully long cash register line at a local grocery/convenience store, it is common practice for another cashier to open another register. Blinded by the thrill and excitement of an open register, the line-goers have what one would call a store-gasm and rush to the other line, leaving less to zero people in the previous line. A Line Slooth is one who cleverly waits back and watches condescendingly at the fools who rush to the new line.
Annie: Hey, how'd you check out so fast? There was a huge line.
Bob: They opened up a new register. Naturally there was a rush to the new register so I waited back and was the only one left in the first line.
Annie: Classic Line Slooth!
by theLineSlooth September 15, 2011
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blend a smoothie

Tossing a Jamba Juice employee's salad; tossing a salad
Justin wanted to blend a smoothie after Alisa blew him.
by Yeeesssss February 15, 2010
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Fred Smoot

is a great man. He is a native of Jackson,MS. He graduated from Provine H.S. and later on attended Hinds Community College and Mississippi State University. He was drafted into the NFL 2nd round for the Washington Redskins! In that time he has made great accomplishments! Recently he founded the SmackBar an energy bar! He is a profound athlete, bussinessman, son and father!
Fred Smoot Provine High School,Fred Smoot Hinds Community College,Fred Smoot Mississippi State University, Fred Smoot Professional Man
by Brande G-Smoot October 18, 2008
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Rooster Smoocher

Texas slang for cock sucker. Derived from another term for a Rooster is cock, and another term for smooch is kiss, which is close to suck.
Could mean gay, or just a jerk.
"Hey Travis look at that rooster smoocher over there in the purple pants."

or

"My boss is such a rooster smoocher for making me work on Saturday."
by skinnyfatty March 2, 2009
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