by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

Much like the ever-popular circle jerk, the slam circle involves a group of young males assembled in ring formation. They then reach to their immediate right, and proceed to whack off the guy next to them. In the middle of the ring, there is a small bucket that collects all the semen. The last to ejaculate (loser) must drink the contents of said bucket.
Frank: Hey im going over to Tommy's frat tonight, want to come?
Joe: No way man! All they do there is start Slam Circles!
Frank: You just don't want to go because you always lose!
Joe: No way man! All they do there is start Slam Circles!
Frank: You just don't want to go because you always lose!
by Cuttelfish December 15, 2008

by olive herclosehoff July 16, 2014

A burn or insult in its most harsh aspect. Reserved and used for making fun of and/or reprimanding anyone who deserves such a remark (i.e: pedophiles...) Can also be used as a threat. Used as a noun or verb. Also see Mjolnir}
a) You're dating a 14 year old and you're 18??? I'm going to mjolnir slam your ass.
b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.
c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.
b) That was such an mjolnir slam that you should just leave, don't even try to retaliate.
c) You seem to be in need of an mjolnir slam, son.
by ironchoad November 10, 2008

a queer form of moshing in which little emo kids participate in because they are scared of getting their ass whooped in a true pit, consists of flailing ur arms around making urself look stupid
"i hate emo kids, them and their gay slam dancing"
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."
"yeah, idiots. lets go jump in the pit and get fucked up."
by anti-emo999 November 8, 2005

by sircuzfreek June 2, 2009

A phrase created by an old lady with a mental illness to describe the great food she receives at her day program. Used to describe things that are so good it makes you want to body slam somebody.
by idontwannatel October 10, 2008
