ski club form

It is when you go to your girlfriends house and smash her little sister.

Hey can I have your ski club form

by Young money thug December 20, 2016

ski-lee

ski-lee' is a funny yet has a small boundary to when it comes to jokes. She will sometimes ditch her friends parties to go to another party that has alcohol. can be very small minded and needs to grow up alot of the time. if you happen to coma across a ski-lee, beware as she will try to roast you to make herself look funny in front of her friends.

person 1 "hey, who's that over there?"
person 2 "don't go ove there, thats ski-lee, she thinks she's cool and funny"
person 1 "did you say a ski-lee?! yeah good call cheers for having my back"

by Floggomate January 20, 2018

Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).

“I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

“Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”

by SwazeyD August 18, 2023

Ski-doo

Since Skidoo trails are mostly located in rural areas, it is used to signifiy a rural born and raised narrow-minded inhabitant, who shows misplaced confidence about subjects they legitimately could be aware of by only getting out of the only city they know. Unfortunately, he consciously refuses to and by doing so, he embraces the role society made up for him: The guardian of green spaces and old school values. In much rarer cases of acceptance, a Skidoo can merge as one entity with the vehicle, making it impossible to come back.

Person 1: Oh god, I hate muslims, they are invasives and try to tell us what to do in our country.
Person 2: Shut up fuckin' ski-doo, there is not a single muslim living in a 300 km radius near you. Pack your shit together and just leave ski-doo-town before it's too late.

by SWINDORSE May 31, 2017

Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

Ski

Pablo

Want to go ski ?
Pablo.

by Blue balls the clown May 9, 2022

The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023