Simp

A man who obsessively sucks up to women in hopes of them dating him.

“Hey man, did you hear all that crap Jayden was saying to those girls?” “Yeah, man, what a simp”

by ryebagel April 19, 2020

Simp

verb.
acronym for Sad In My Pondering

"Dude are you simping?"
"Yeah, I just wanna be sad right now."

by lil simp January 17, 2018

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Simp

A vagina which resembles the mouth of Homer Simpson

Yo, that chick last night totally had a simp. It was hot!

by Fleedlebee June 6, 2019

SimP

Acronym for "Squirrels in my Pants*

I have SimP.

by EvilShaggy March 16, 2020

Simp

A guy who blows up your phone calls you cute or pretty constantly and is extremely annoying just for a girl who he's talked to for a few days or isn't even dating. This does not mean it if you are dating someone and do this ur a simp. Also he leaves the boys for the girls

Hey pretty girl how are you today I miss you soooo much omg please text me I'm off ps4 just to call you and the boys and I were in the middle of a shoot off in fornite because I'm a simp for you

by Beatandrealdifinitioms October 19, 2020

simp

Sagi

simp- omg, u r such a Sagi

by LIOR67 October 8, 2020