Filthy Shuffle

A dance native to Omaha brought on by too much Jameson. The dance is comprised of staples from different dances. Some of the moves seen in the dance are "The Dice Roll", "The C Walk", "Deion Sanders endzone celebration", "The Frank Reynolds", etc. Since the dance is always evolving, it will never go out of style.

After killing Seth in College Football, Sean filthy shuffled up a storm.

by The With July 30, 2011

Buckle Shuffle

An almost rhythmic dance done by a toilet bowl user who is about to lose control of his or her bowels. This usually happens when one's belt will not come undone at the anticipated rate, and panic sets in, as a bowel movement is immenent.

Whoo, that was close. I almost crapped my pants last night. I barely made it to the bathroom, and was doing the buckle shuffle, right before I blew mud all over the toilet!

by Pepto Alternative November 29, 2011

sausage stuffed clam

Yet another slang term for heterosexual coitus.

Wanda: I'll have the sausage stuffed clam tonight.

Randy: What's that?

Wanda: Need I explain? (Makes a gesture with her hands of one finger going in and out of a cavity made out of the other hand.)

Randy: Ohhh! (Exposes his instantaneously erect penis.)

Wanda: You got the idea now cock me hard!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic December 5, 2011

car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)

hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing

by tri-stand da B0$$ August 29, 2012

Bread shuffle

To use your fingers to skip past slices of bread in the loaf. can be done on with any kind of bread.

Dude 1 bread shuffled past the first slice of whole wheat because Dude 2 touched it without washing his hands upon returning from the bathroom.

by Lonedro42 October 19, 2012

refrigerator shuffle

the awkward movement of a grossly obese person.

refrigerator shuffle: Imagine two people on either side of a refrigerator. One person holds the appliance in place while the other slides or shuffles their side forward.

by dogwang October 26, 2012

shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

by ISayWhatUrThinking February 12, 2013